My Interstitial Existence

An Uppie Minifesto

by His Loyal Zenarch Buffo Yahoo

 

 

     We, the un-designed,

 

     Do solemnly swear - in the interest of our fellow people, our planet and our purse-strings - that from this day forth we shall wholeheartedly endeavour to live a life better in tune with the great cosmic recycling scheme of things. There exists in the universe a code of practice that has not only ensured the survival of our planet for some 4.5 billion years, but has ultimately created an assorted and celebratory cornucopia of life. Unfortunately a small, but relatively powerful, percentage of our own species have taken it upon themselves to upset the natural balance just so that they can hoard baubles and trinkets and all manner of glistening things; this they do in the vain hope that some of the glitter might rub off on themselves and make up for their distinct lack of mojo.

 

Fortunately the laws of survival are neither complicated nor esoteric (which means they’re not going to cost you anything); in fact they’re open to anyone who takes time out to observe and comprehend the natural rhythms of the universe. Adhering strictly to the Law of Fives the Great Ignoble Zenarchs developed Five Laws; this doctrine shall henceforth be known as the Uppie Dharma and shall be enshrined by the following five precepts.

 

1. The Untruth of Waste

Sisters and Brothers, there is no such thing as waste; there are only wasted opportunities. Before committing an object to landfill ask yourselves “Can I make further use of this? Can I reuse, repair or re(up)cycle it? Can anyone I know make use of this? Can they reuse, repair or re(up)cycle it?” If the answer to one or any of these questions is ‘yes’ (or even ‘maybe’) then the object in question is not waste, it is an opportunity - and every opportunity should be treated with the same respect afforded to each new day or dream of tomorrow. For opportunity is the watchword of the re-renaissance.

Sisters and Brothers, ‘Old’ is the new ‘New’, go forth and re-create.

2. The I of the Creator

Sisters and Brothers, we are, as Erich Fromm so wisely observed, creatures that evolved to become creators. The need to create is entirely central to the human condition; indeed it is the culturally induced suppression of the creative urge that has led to the neurosis, alienation and near universal ennui that so infects the modern world. If you do not believe that our species is innately creative then give a child a crayon and let them loose on your wallpaper.

Sadly, oh Siblings, we are taught to consume rather than create, but, as you well know, that iPhone, sports car, Versace dress or Andy Warhol ‘original’ will have lost its showroom/gallery aura long before you get it home.

Sisters and Brothers, it is time to let your imaginations take control, it is time for the re-renaissance.

3. The Death of Forever

Sisters and Brothers, we are but farts upon a breeze, we inhabit a transient universe that is ever changing, ever dying, ever dawning. All that exists – all that was, is and will be - flows from one state to another and those little things you try so desperately to possess (gold, diamonds, lovers) melt from your grasp like eddies in a stream; the only thing that lasts forever is impermanence.

Once we have dispelled the myth of forever then we can let go our grasp of material possessions; all we truly posses is the passing moment, yet we are willing to fill that moment with anxiety and suffering because of our concerns for what we own – or for what we think we should own. As observer to (and architect of…) the moment, the organism (us) holds sway over the inanimate (the object) and yet we – the great and intelligent demigodlike primates of planet Earth - behave as if we were slaves to objects. From now on look upon all things and ask of them “What is this objects value to me in this present moment?” If you haven’t thought of an answer in five minutes then pass that object on to somebody who can make use of it.

And remember, oh Siblings, that even the already upcycled is constantly upcycleable; indeed there is no end to an objects upcycleability. Thus ever changing is the re-renaissance.

4. The Myth of ‘Growth’

Sisters and Brothers, according to the pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo known in otherwise serious academic circles as ‘Economics’, the Holy Grail of the knight errand businessman is eternal ‘Economic Growth’. Growth, of course, exists in the universe as a transition from one state to another, growth as a process is exciting, adventurous, desirable and necessary, but the notion of growth as an end in itself is illogical[1] – indeed the economists even seem to believe in a never ending end!?! Many weed-killers work by inhibiting a plants ability to stop growing, in other words it is killed by being forced to grow beyond its physical boundaries; what is true of plants is true of every other system in the universe.

Studies have proven that once people have reliable access to food, shelter and care then their happiness level remains constant regardless of added wealth. Personal experience has shown that a person’s mojo actually diminishes with an increase in bank balance. It is delusional to think that more wealth will make you happy (and it’s just plain sad to think that you can buy mojo); therefore economics is founded on delusion.

Beyond shelter, warmth, food, clothing, companionship and a comfortable pair of shoes, there is only entertainment; ask yourselves, Sisters and Brothers, who suffers for yours?

The re-renaissance woman/man shall not need to be constantly entertained for everyday life during the re-renaissance shall be something that nobody wants to escape from.

5. The Thrill of Thrift

Sisters and Brothers, ‘Never buy what you can make[2]’; herein lies the road to both creative happiness and financial independence (for spiritual independence it is also worth observing the rule ‘Never break what you cannot remake.’). When it comes to thrift we should look towards the past, for not only have we have forgotten so many thrifty techniques (our grandparents lived much thriftier – and therefore much more environmentally friendly – lives than any self-proclaimed modern ‘green god/goddess’), but by adapting second hand clothes we can kit ourselves out with some truly stylish threads.

Fashion is little more than creative fascism. I for one am way too vain to wear somebody else’s name on my clothing; the clothes only maketh the man if the man maketh (or upcycleth) the clothes. Every piece of ‘designer’ clothing is 100% pure wool – that is to say it is a covering for a sheep! See how faithfully the heard follows the fickle whim of an uptight Prima Donna one day only to laugh at their fashion faux pas the next.

We like to think that we’re ‘unique’ and yet we spend a fortune on clothes that will stop us from ‘standing out’ in a crowd, following fashion guarantees nothing but anonymity. In clothing, décor, transportation and gardening, do your own thing. Come gather ye peacocks and strut, for the re-renaissance shall be humanity’s sexiest age.

 

The author is a devout Zenarchist who lives

with his family in the Grim North of England,

he can be contacted via

 buffoyahoo@gmail.com.

 

NO ISM BUT ORGANISM

 

All rights reversed 2008 – copy and make free.

 ferrum

A former world and future
Flows crimson through the vein;
Celestial corpse reborn in blood
Destined to die again.

    My friends, we are but farts upon a breeze. On a cold winters day such as this you can watch the breath of life as it hangs in the air, it dances briefly like a ghost and then fades before your very eyes - this is not a metaphor, this is how things are.

     Impermanence can seem scary to a mind that has been raised to believe in 'forever', especially the consumer mind that hoards every little thing saying "this is mine!", for such a mind also hoards every little moment saying "this is me!".

    Let go your childlike little ego and be free, for sisters and brothers you are more than the sum of your past.

    Let the law of impermanence remind you that the only place you can exist is here and the only time that matters is now. Those who are mindful of impermanence cannot hate or bear grudges - you need a past for such trifles - they cannot feel envy, lust or the need to 'knuckle down' - you need a future for such folly - in the moment there can be only love. Love for all that share your existence and for those who've come along for the ride.

But if you find it hard to live in the moment please remember on thing...
Beyond shelter, food, companionship and a good pair of shoes there is only entertainment - ask yourself  "who suffers for yours".